I'll Take Whales For $800, Alex!

Sometimes I talk about being a strong, fat, beautiful woman in a world of judgment until I'm blue in the face ... I guess we know which kind of whale that makes me. Enjoy this, my lovelies!

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Open Letter To A Dillhole (F Bomb Warning)

Warning: Fat Chick Rant Ahead!!!

So mom and I are at lunch and I overhear a guy at the table next to us talking about his love life. He told his lunch companion that he was going to go for a "bigger girl" because they have better personalities than "pretty girls" ... the reason for this being that they "have to work harder to make up for not being as pretty."

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???!!!!!!

Dear Mr. Moron:

You're right ... I am not pretty. I am fucking GORGEOUS! I am also intelligent, sexy, funny, talented, and pissed off! I didn't acquire my stellar personality as some sort of fucked up natural selection coping mechanism to make me more attractive. And even if it were the case, I wouldn't waste it on a fucktard like you. I do not and have not scraped the bottom of the dating barrel ... EVER! My sense of humor doesn't "make up" for the 60 pounds I put on before my first wedding. My talent doesn't "make up" for the weight I gained from bringing three amazing children into this world. My intelligence doesn't "make up" for the fact that I detest exercise and as a result have curves on my curves. And for the record, my beauty is the exclamation point for all of these qualities, not the other way around.

I am so tired of people like you in this society who think their fucked up, tunnel-vision view of aesthetics is the only one. I don't have to "compete" with pretty girls (which you define as thin). What people like you seem to forget is I'm not after your attention ... not when there are amazingly sexy, talented, and intelligent men like my fiance in the word. I was not his second choice because pretty (skinny) women turned him down. I am his CHOICE ... FULL STOP.

Your lack of self esteem drives you to make such vile statements ... you don't believe you stand a chance with those "pretty" girls. Well let me tell you something Mr. DoucheNugget ... you don't stand a chance with GORGEOUS women either. Best of luck in your search for Miss "I have no feelings of self-worth so I'll take this chuckle dick" ... I'm sure the two of you will be very happy.

Sincerely,

More Woman Than You Could Handle